HERES THE DUMB ASS LAWS

 

In North Dakota It Is Illegal To Sell Beer And Pretzels In The One Place At The Same Time.

 

In Pennsylvania It Is Ilegal To Sing In The Shower AND The Bathtub

 

Louisiana: If You Bite Some One With Your Natural Teeth It Is Simple Assault But If You Bite Someone With False Teeth Its AGGRIVATED ASSAULT

 

Indiana: It Is Illegal For a Liquer Store To Sell Cold Soft Drinks

 

Texas: It Is Illegal To Drive A Car Without Windsheild Wipers Curiously It Doesnt Say You Need The Windsheild Just The Wipers

 

Ohio: You Can Not Get Arrested On A Sunday Or On The Fourth Of July

 

Louisiana: It Is Illegal To Rob A Bank Then Shoot A Water Pistol At The Teller, So On That Note We Assume That It Is Also Illegal To Shoot A Real Pistol

 

Texas: If Two Trains Meet At A Railroad Crossing Each Must Come To A Complete Stop And Neither Can Go Until The Other One Has Gone!

 

 

NOW THATS WACKY