SECTION 1 JOKES (REMEMBER TO LOOK AT THE JOKE OF THE DAY)
Todays Topic Is Idiots
An idiot decides to start up a chicken farm, so he buys a hundred chickens to get up
and running.
A month later he returns to the dealer to get another hundred chickens because the first lot had died.
Another
month passes and he's back at the dealers for another hundred chickens, "I think I know where I'm going wrong" he tells the
dealer,
"I think I'm planting them too deep."
Q: How do you confuse an idiot?
A: Give him two spades and tell him to take
his pick.
Did you here about the idiot who won the 'Tour De France'?
He did a lap of Honour!
Did you hear about the stupid tap dancer?
He fell in the sink
